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dangshig 2009-7-13 15:37

加菲猫经典语录

① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
  要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
  要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  每个[url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/chenggong/index1.html][color=#0000ff]成功[/color][/url]男人的背后,都有一个[url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/nvren/index1.html][color=#0000ff]女人[/color][/url]. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  再[url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/kuaile/index1.html][color=#0000ff]快乐[/color][/url]的[url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/danshen/index1.html][color=#0000ff]单身[/color][/url]汉迟早也会结婚,[url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/xingfu/index1.html][color=#0000ff]幸福[/color][/url]不是永久的嘛.
  ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
  聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  [url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/wenzhang/aiqingwenzhang/][color=#0000ff]爱情[/color][/url]就象照片,需要大量的暗房[url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/shijian/index1.html][color=#0000ff]时间[/color][/url]来培养.
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
  后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
  “现在的[url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/mengxiang/index1.html][color=#0000ff]梦想[/color][/url]决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
  ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
  [url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/nuli/index1.html][color=#0000ff]努力[/color][/url]工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
  工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  神决定了谁是你的亲戚,[url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/xingyun/index1.html][color=#0000ff]幸运[/color][/url]的是在选择[url=http://www.duwenzhang.com/huati/pengyou/index1.html][color=#0000ff]朋友[/color][/url]方面他给了你留了余地.
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
  两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
  学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多.
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